Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Funny Things Students Say

Today ~
Me : You aren't wearing a coat! Aren't you cold?
Student: Are you kidding? Look at me! I am a hot boy!


Last week ~
Me: Let's discuss this topic: "Who would be your perfect Valentine's date?"
Student: YO' MAMA!


A while back, reading students' compositions of Japanese Folk Tales:
"Then the God of the Stars said, "Oh no, you di'n't!"


During summer English camp ~
Student : If I were an animal, I would be a snake because I am a dangerous boy.

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